Louis (with a silent “s” à la the French kings. This is his actual name)
King Louis
Louis Reginald Harden
Louis L’Amour
Louie Kablooie
Louis (pronounce the “s”) Kabluis
Lou-Lou
Lou-Bug
Lou-Bug Melman
Lou-Dog
Lou-doggie-dog
Lou Doggie Phillips
Doggy-wog
The Wog
Booger Boy
Mr. Boy
Wee Pup
Puppy-Boy
Puppy Baloney
Puppy Almighty
Puppy-Wup
Wuppie-Pup
The Wupster
The Pup, The Wup, The King of the Blues
Small Dog